Aloha Aurora, testing times and please tell me how it is possible to survive in -38 degrees?
Palaces and castles, bikes and brews and holy shitballs that is expensive!
What do you want to go there for you idiot, snivelling tourist?
Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the SS Yongala!
Honey, I lost the kids! Kids, it’s the end of the adventure … for now!
Caves and waves, getting out of the comfort zone (again), roast chickens and shark bait ooh ha ha!
Inflated ego, Hoth wars and the bog to end all bogs
No one needs to see a hairy arse, hissy fits, saviours and true love found.